Ebee ka ụlọ nri na-alụbeghị di ma ọ bụ nwunye nọ?

ibe anụMgbe ụfọdụ, m nwere ijeri-dollar echiche. O di nwute na (ma ọ bụ luckily), Enweghị m ego itinye m ego ijeri-dollar echiche ezie na. Enwere m olileanya na mmadụ ga-akpọrọ m na nke a.

I'm overweight. It's a combination of bad eating habits and a sedentary lifestyle. Both are my fault. And when I go out to eat, no matter where I go, serving sizes are HUGE. Even if I order a small veggie sub, it's at least 2 servings. Did you know the average American serving at a restaurant is about 5 ugboro a nkịtị serving size? Chei!

I don't have to eat the entire plate of food, I know. You have to admit it's nearly impossible to try to calculate how many servings are actually on the plate…. hmmm.

So here's my idea! Someone should start a restaurant called “Single Servings”. Sure, we can dress up the name, perhaps “Une Assiette” where the plates are large and the servings are simply for one. I believe there's a few reasons why a restaurant chain like this would succeed:

  1. Fat guys like me would have to go there for lunch just to show that we're making an effort.
  2. Less food, same price! That's a bigger profit per pound.
  3. Less food, cooks faster! That's more tables sold per hour.
  4. If I didn't go there for lunch, skinny people at work would pressure me into going so they show that they care. Like when they ask me if I want to go for a walk at lunch. 😉
  5. Lọ ọrụ ndị chọrọ ka ndị ọrụ rie nri dị mma ga-enye iwu site na ụlọ nri dị ka nke a.

Ihe mkpado maka Une Assiette ga-adị mfe, nri? Ọ masịrị m, “Jiri Une Assiette Zere Nnukwu Assiette!”. Maka onye ọ bụla chere n'echiche a ma soro ya gbaa ọsọ, m ga-enwe ekele maka ịgafe nri ndụ m niile.

Biko tinye ihe desser.

14 Comments

  1. 1

    Enwere m echiche na otu usoro ahụ otu oge, naanị obere abụba. A ga-akpọ ụlọ oriri na ọ restaurantụ Jackụ ahụ Jack Sprats. N'ụzọ ụfọdụ, echeghị m na ọ gaara arụ ọrụ. Me, m ga-abụ a twig ma ọ bụrụ na m ga-agba ọsọ na igwe ịgba ọsọ iji kwado kọmputa m.

  2. 2

    Ndewo, a nọnyeere m gị n'ogo. Amaghị m ihe kpatara ụlọ nri ji eche na ụmụ nwanyị na-eri nri dịka aka ugbo mgbe ụbọchị gachara! Obere servings na gourmet metụrụ amasị m.

    You nwere ike belata oke afọ gị site na obere ọrụ.

    Ozi kachasị mma bụ ịnwere ike ịme mgbatị ahụ site n'ije ije oghere iri na asatọ na gọọlfụ!

  3. 3

    haha .. enwere m mmasị na post ehm .. m pụtara echiche ahụ.
    btw, ma ọ bụrụ na i nwere ike iri na ụlọ oriri na ọ restaurantụ soụ otú mgbe, ị nwere ike ma na-oge iji gaa mgbatị ahụ nri? 🙂

    • 4

      Jack,

      Ikwuru nke oma! N'ikwu eziokwu, Achọghị m mgbatị ahụ crow naanị ogwe osisi iji zute isi m n'oche wee gawa ije. Ana m arụ ọrụ na ya. O yiri ka m na-ede banyere ya, otú ahụ ka m na-enwe mkpali karị ime ya.

      N'ihi!
      Doug

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    Oge ọ bụla m gara US m na-etinye na ọkara nkume n'ime otu izu. Arụrụ m ọrụ na NY maka izu 3 (na aha mmalite nke GBA) ma ha nwere ihe ọ drinkụ fiụ fizzy na-enweghị ihe ọ andụ andụ ma mgbe m nyere iwu ka m nwee nnukwu sub m nwere ihu ọchị, ọ tụgharịrị wee Iụọ iyi na ọ gaara enye ezinụlọ 5 nri!

    M hụrụ n'anya nri ma nri gị Doug ya n'ihi na nha buru oke ibu na-eme ka onwe gị mezuo amụma.

    Mana ekwesịrị m ịsị na m na-atụ uche Twinkies! chukwu ha na-eri ahụ. Ma achicha gi a suụ, ọ dịghị achịcha akpọko? gini bu nka?

  6. 8

    Ekwenyere m kpamkpam! Echere m na nke a ọtụtụ ugboro onwe m ma ọ dịghị mgbe m chere echiche nke inwe ụlọ oriri na ọ restaurantụ completelyụ kpamkpam raara onwe ya nye otu servings (oké echiche). I noro na otu peeji ka mu. Achọghị m ịma ma ụlọ oriri na ọ chargesụ chargesụ ahụ na-akwụ m otu ọnụahịa ahụ nri nri zuru ezu. Naanị nye m obere nri !!

  7. 9

    Douglas,

    Da dị ka ị nwere ike ịbụ onye na-ekwuchitere ụzọ ụgbọ oloko na-esote, ma ọ bụ na ọ bụghị. Kpọrọ ihe, A marala m ịhapụ akpịrịkpa na 30 pound karịrị. Ma agaghị m eri nri n'ụlọ nri gị. Ana m arụ ọrụ iji felata n'ụlọ. Mgbe m pụọ, ọ na-achịkwa iwu n'ọnụ ụzọ. Nwee obi ụtọ oge ụfọdụ.

    • 10

      Nsogbu m na-atọ ụtọ kwa ụbọchị, Lewis! 🙂

      Otu nsogbu dị ebe a na Indy bụ na ụlọ nri na ụlọ ahịa na-ejupụta na anyị. M ike na-eche nke a 'n'akụkụ ụlọ ahịa' na ọhụrụ nri ebe m nwere ike bulie a mma nri abalị na-esi nri n'abalị ahụ. Na - na agbụ niile, ọ fọrọ nke nta ka ọ bụrụ ụlọ oriri na ọ specialụtyụ ndị ọpụrụiche na gburugburu.

      M na-atụ uche nnukwu ụlọ nri ndị anaghị eri anụ n'ebe ọdịda anyanwụ bụ 'Mama & Pop' ebe ị nwere ike nweta nri dị ụtọ na oke oke. Ha abụghịkwa ọnụ.

      Ọ bụ ihe m kwesịrị ịta ụta na ma nwee mkpali. Ngọpụ zuru ezu! Enwere m ike ime ya ma ọ bụrụ na m nwaa.

  8. 11

    Mgbe nri Atkins bụ nnukwu fad, enwere m echiche maka ụlọ oriri na ọ lowụ lowụ obere obere. Ọ ga-enwe efere dị iche iche na ọkụkọ, azụ, na ibe anụ mana kama ịmịkọta fries, ị ga-enweta osisi karọt. Naanị ya ga - enye nri Colas, mmanya, mmiri (enweghị mmanya ọ sugụ sugụ). Na ihe eji megharịa ọnụ, ị nwere ike ịnwe mkpụrụ osisi gwakọtara na ude nro.

    Enweela m echiche, echere m na a na-eme ya ugbu a, maka njem ụgbọ mmiri. Na-aga njem ụgbọ mmiri, ebe ihe niile dị na ya. Ma ọ bụ naanị nwere nri siri ike. Nwere ike izute ndị na-edozi ahụ na ndị na-azụ ọzụzụ ma na-ebuli elu ma ọ bụ na-echekwa nri gị. Echere m na oge ezumike bụ oge mmadụ na-agba nri, yabụ na nke a ga-abụ ụzọ isi gbapụ na-abanyeghị na nsogbu.

  9. 12

    Anaghị m echegbu onwe m maka akụkụ dị arọ karị n'ụlọ nri dị na mpaghara nke ibubata ibu b / c enwere m ihu ọma inwe ngwa ngwa ngwa ngwa metabolism. Agbanyeghị, iri oke nri buru oke ibu na-eme ka m dị umengwụ ma na-ero ụra. Ọ bụrụ na agụụ ka na-agụ m, enwere m ike ị nweta karịa na “plate” m. Naanị m na-elele efere nri e nyere m dịka efere nri ma achọpụta m na enwere oge iji laa n'ụlọ ma ọ dịkarịa ala otu nri.

  10. 13

    Zọ ọzọ maka nke a iji rụọ ọrụ bụ itinye televishọn ụlọ oriri na ọ restaurantụ onụ na ọwa anụ ọhịa… nke a mere m na Tai ebe m chọrọ ịga. Onweghị ihe ga-egbu agụụ ngwa ngwa karịa ịnwe ele udele a tụbara n'ozu elk ebe ị na-anwa iri nri…

  11. 14

    Enwere m echiche ọzọ dị egwu. Achọrọ m ihu ọma na enwere ngalaba aha ụlọ oriri na ọ restaurantsụ .ụ nke ndị na-eche nche. M ga-eri ebe ahụ kpamkpam. Ọ bụrụ na m nwere ike ịga ụlọ oriri na ọ restaurantụ restaurantụ na maara otú esi nri nri kpọmkwem dị ka Weight Watcher Aro na-atụ aro usoro usoro m na-eche mba a nwere ike ida ọtụtụ puku pound a nkeji.
    Enwere m ihe dịka 10 lbs na ndị na-enyocha Weight ugbu a ma echere m na ọ bụrụ na ha nwere nhọrọ ahụ, m ga-eme oriri ụbọchị ọmụmụ ụmụ m ebe ahụ (mgbe m nwere ha) ka ha wee nwee ike ịnụ ụtọ ezigbo nri na-abụghị abụba ma ọ bụ obere abụba n'oge nnọkọ. ọ dịghị ihe ọzọ candies & achịcha na ọdụdụ hamburgers si Mc Donalds, M ga-ahụkwa ụmụaka n'anya ngalaba.

    Kasị mma,
    Zulma

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