Bachelor nri abalị Christmas

Ezi enyi m, Derek, na-eziga ozi-e, na-akpọ ma na-ezigara m ozi ụbọchị niile iji napụta m n'aka m Bachelor nri abalị Christmas. His wife, Anne, is a fantastic cook… gourmet cook. They want me to come over today (right now) for a beautiful dinner with their family. Christmas is a day for family, so I've always felt funny sitting down to break bread with another family. Though they continue to call (I'm waiting for the police to come any minute), I have chosen my dinner.

Maka ekele, ụmụ m ji m mee ihe ọchị, “Olee ụdị Pizza anyị ga-eri?” Ọ bụ naanị mkpali m chọrọ ịme nri abalị ekele dị egwu. Anyị nwere ọrụ! Turkey, nri, poteto, gravy, ugu achịcha, na-apụta, wdg Ihe niile wee zuru okè - na ọbụna toki bụ ịrịba - a nnọọ ooh Butterball.

Now it's Christmas and my kids are at their Mom's house. It's time for a Bachelor nri abalị Christmas!

Na 3AM nke ụtụtụ a, ka m na-enyocha ebe a na-ere ọgwụ elekere 24, achọtara m Bachelor nri abalị Christmas:

  • Lay's Cheddar and Sour Cream Potato Chips… that's right folks, they put the dip on the chips so you don't have to waste time dipping. And they were on sale! Buy 1 get 1 free.
  • 2 Cans of Campbell's Grilled Steak Chunky Chili. Nothing but the best!
  • 2 Cans of Generic Diet Orange soda borrowed from my neighbor (I'm house-sitting her 3 cats)
  • And Desert? A fine ACID Blondie cigar. (Found it in a zip loc on my desk… it's perfect)

Esere m foto iji chekwaa ebe nchekwa n'oge:
Bachelor nri abalị Christmas

You guys may think I'm crazy to give up a gourmet meal for this… but add a television table, boxers and an alien special on the History Channel, and we've got a very, very, Merry Christmas for Doug!

Adịkwa Onye ọ bụla!

8 Comments

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    lol… nke ahụ bụ nri ebe ahụ Doug. Ana m eme naanị otu ihe n'afọ a, mana ọ dị m ka m nwere obere nduku na ọkụkọ kama. Ndị ibe anya ike ọma,… Achọrọ m ụfọdụ.

    PS Enwere ụzọ isi tinye atụmatụ, yabụ usoro ahụ na-echeta m nleta ọ bụla? Adịghị m onye na-achọgharịgharị ozi m oge ọ bụla. Daalụ.

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    Oh, m nwetara ya, ị zaghị ma ọ bụ weghachite oku m! 🙂

    MERRY Christmas Christmas enyi !!!

    PS - Nri abalị gị bụ LAME (bachelor ọ bụla maara na Pizza Rolls bụ ezigbo enyi mmadụ)!

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    Aga m agagharị Bill otu ka mma - nke ahụ dị egwu !!
    Oge ọzọ ịnabata òkù ndị enyi gị - ezigbo nri, mmanya dị mma, (ma eleghị anya ezigbo sịga) na mkparịta ụka dị mma - ihe niile eji eri nri zuru oke.
    n'anya
    Poppa

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    Just pụọghị n'ihi na Derek bụ ezigbo dork. O nwekwara nje ndị ahụ akwụkwọ akụkọ… Ikwesighi ịgọpụ. Ekwenyesiri m ike na mgbe anyị risịrị nri a, ọ na-enwe obi ụtọ na ị gaghị agafe MGBE.

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